" puddle jumper "

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1: A small airplane used to transport a minimal amount of people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you fly in on a big airplane?" 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

  * e.g.,  ... Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay. 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought. 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now! 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper." 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome. 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: a slang term for a moped

  * e.g.,  ... That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway. 

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1: A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

  * e.g.,  ... I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping. 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1: The Concorde.

  * e.g.,  ... A flight across the Atlantic Ocean in the Concorde usually referenced by a wealthy person that often flew in the Concorde.  

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

1:  When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

  * e.g.,  ...  Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper. 

 [ "puddle jumper" ]

2:  Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

  * e.g.,  ...  can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart